What Tiger Wood’s Mistress #1- Rachel Uchitel’s Body Language and Physical Transformation Really Says About Her

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SELF SOOTHING CHIN STROKE TO RELIEVE STRESS

Mistress Rachel Uchitel suffered two of the most stressful experiences anyone could ever imagine during her 33 years of life. One of those incidence was losing her fiancé during 911 and the other one was having tons of cameras flash in her face as overnight, she became infamous for being the homewrecking mistress of golfer Tiger Woods. In looking at her body language during both of these stressful times, her body language shows that she uses a self soothing methods- stoking her chin to help her alleviate the stress she is under.

We clearly see this chin stroking behavior in the photo above when, as a blond, was interviewed on camera talking about how her fiancé was in one of the towers and was never seen again.

Then we see her chin stroking again when she is darker haired and wearing sunglasses as she transformed into the infamous lying and homewrecking Rachel Uchitel. Even though her physical appearance has dramatically changed, complete with nose job, lip plump and breast augmentation, the body language is still the same. In her mistress photo you can really see the pulling of her skin folds as she vigorously stokes her chin.

ADDITONAL MEANING OF THE CHIN STOKE

Most people hold tension and stress in their lower jaw, so stroking it like Rachel is doing is a way of subliminally releasing all that tension. But it also means something else in body language talk. It’s TRANSLATION is: “ OMG WHAT AM I DOING TO DO NOW?”

She definitely felt that way when she lost her fiancé in 2001 .She made all these plans to build a life with a man she loved and was now definitely thinking “ WHAT AM I DONNA DO NOW?’

Then when all the papps descended on, her before she came clean after lying that she and Tiger did not have an affair, her thoughts atthat time were also “OMG WHAT AM I GONNA DO NOW?” I did have an affair and they are asking all these probing questions. Now I’m really gonna look like a homewrecker and as asshole(her words).”

MORPHING FROM SWEET GIRL TO HOT HO

When you see this photo of a sweet looking distraught Rachel, with shoulders rounded, looking so terribly sad, you feel like to reach out and give the woman a hug. There is so much anguish on her face that you can actually feel her pain. You feel such pity for her tremendous sorrow.

A LITTLE SHOT OF CONFIDENCE FROM A SHORT REBOUND MARRIAGE

With her wedding plans gone awry due to 911 and her fiance taken from her, she no doubt set forth to find another man to replace him. After all, she already had the dress and the veil so now she needed a new man. Mr. Steve Ehrenkranz seemed to fit the bill as a replacement husband. He was blown away (bad choice of words- sorry) that he could land someone so hot looking. In fact we see what he is thinking on his wedding day as he dances with his new bride.

Before you go “awwwww isn’t that sweet,” look again! At first you see what looks like a fresh, sweet faced, happy bride, but don’t let that fool you .

She was totally on the rebound and not into him. In this wedding photo, he is so into her/ as he gazes into her eyes which are not gazing back at him. Unfortunately for her new husband, she is so not into him. She pulls away her upper torso and looks away.

Whenever you see two people who are supposed to be in love looking in the opposite direction, that is a bad sign. It means they are not like minded, which was clearly the case here. In fact, their marriage only lasted a total of months. She no dountthought she could do way better than this boring dude she used as “band aid therapy,”

WHERE DID ALL THE GUTSINESS COME FROM?

CHUTZPAH 101 AT BLOOMBERG

Rachel no doubt honed in her gutsiness skills while working as television producer at Bloomberg. That training really gives you confidence to speak to anyone and the moxie to never be shy. You have to be able to make cold calls and handle any rejection in that business. It was no doubt, her training ground and first foray into the world of movers and shakers.It was there that she developed her skills to manipulate others to get guests to do what she want them to do— appear on the television show she wad producing and discuss the only topics in their pre-interview.

GRADUATING TO VEGAS

Then Rachel perhaps met one of the mover and shaker guests who appeared on the Bloomberg show. Through themm she probably got an opportunity to go to Sin City To launch Tao nightclub and restaurant. She jumped at the chance to go to Vegas because it was always her fantasy top be a topless model, all the way back to 1966. So now she was around like minded people who thought nothing about being topless.

She did so well at her job that years later, she was back in New York to oversee VIP operations for all of the Tao companies and venues, such as Stanton Social, Marquee, Tao Bistro, and Dune.

All that success really perked up her self confidence- making money for the companies for which she worked was great as well as meeting all the VIP’s.

In her new position back in New York, she really began to look the part. You could hardly recognize her as she looked like any well paid high class call girl with a perfect well sculpted body liposucked body, a major nosejob, eyes done to remove excess skin folds, some lip plumping and a breast enhancement. So she was a shoe- in for her next job up the social climbing food chain in her attempts to meet those movers and shakers- working the velvet ropes in Vegas and in the Hamptons.

When you work those ropes, your job is to let the winners in and keep the losers out.

TRANSLATION: In NYC if some wanna- be comes to the line wearing a checkered shirt and green pants you tell him there is no more room. You only let in those slick haired dudes all dressed in black form head to toe, as you know they are safe and cool and won’t embarrass the club. When Mr. checkered shirt complains, you lie that those people dressed in black whom you let in have lifetime memberships and reservations.That is a lot of what Rachel had to do in her new job.

As part of her duties as the ropes girl, she was so hot looking that she was allowed to manage VIP action at some of the most successful clubs in New York.

TRANSLATION: She was allowed to stand in front of the velvet rope at the VIP section and only let stars in and keep anyone else out. It was a smart safety too.ln essence, the club used a pretty girl to do this dirty work instead of some bulldozing bouncer. After all, who would hit a woman when you said “no you can’t come in.”

REVEALING STATEMENT ABOUT TAKING “CUSTOMER SERVICE: TO A NEW LEVEL

Apparently Rachel was such a hit on the Velvet ropes scene, to get into her good graces, a journalist and a social magazine did an featured interview with her. No doubt, they did it so they could get through the velvet ropes, so they too would mingle amongst the celebs.

Her statement to a magazine was very revealing as to how she got so successful as the “ropes girl.” She says in the article ,” I’m intuitive about reading people’s wants and needs, and I take customer service to a whole new level.”

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She continues, " It can be difficult being a successful woman in this industry because being assertive is often misinterpreted as being a complete bitch. I take people's opinion of me personally, and that can be rough."

TRANSLATION: “Because I can read what people’s needs and wants are, when I read that they want and need sex, I give it to them. That is why my customer service rocks and that is how I take customer service at the club to a different level.”

There is no doubt that in servicing her customers needs and wants, she no dount hooked up with a lot of VIP movers and shakers who wanted to tap into her.

It was no doubt flattering to her to have people like actor David Boreanaz want to bed her. So what of he was married. She read his wants and his needs and was simply doing her job- taking customer service to a different level.

RACHEL’S GOOD ”CUSTOMER SERVICE” ALLOWED HER TO BE A JET SETTING PARTY GIRL

In reading the interview she gave with the NY Social magazine, she gives us a glimpse into a week in the life of Rachel Uchitel. Here’s what she says in the article:

“I’m back in the city during the week. In the Hamptons, I’m obsessed with Nello, Lily Pond (where the cutest guy in New York works, who I am crushing on), and of course Pink Elephant. I own a Turnberry apartment in Vegas. I love going there for long weekends when it’s not too hot out. I love Saint-Tropez and spend a few weeks there every year. The Four Seasons in Thailand (Chiang Mai) is my favorite place in the world”

TRANSLATION: “All my taking “customer service “ to a new level has definitely paid off. Now I’m a jet setter just like my customers. While I could never afford a Turnberry apartment in Vegas as well as regular dining at the top of the line hangouts and flying to Thailand to hangout at the 4 Seasons, my customers whom I give service to can afford it. In fact they are so happy with the service I provide, that they put me up in a Vegas apartment and at the 4 Seasons in Thailand so where I can readily service them at their will.”

LOOK WHO I’M STAR EFFING!

Just to show us how much in demand she is and how valuable her private parts must be, she tells us in the NY Social Magazine Article exactly who these people are who are paying for her Turnberry apartment in Vegas and flying her to Thialand. She name drops without dropping names, which is an art in itself. Here is what she says:

“Although I’ve been romantically linked to a famous baseball player, a Broadway star, a musician, and various film and television actors, I will never kiss and tell!

“TRANSLATION: “ I am a star effer. I don’t mention the specific names of these married men whom I eff because if their wives found out, I’d lose a customer and all the money and perks they give me.

They would now have to give all my money to their future ex wives in the divorce, so that’s why I’m so cool about it. Believe me if I didn’t have those pesky wives and their stupid kids to worry about I would scream it from the rooftops.I would scream at the top of my lungs that
I was effing DEREK JETER, AND DAVID BOREANAZ,and TIGER WOODS!!!!

RACHEL WANTS A MAN TO RESPECT HER BUT SHE HAS NO SELF RESPECT

Then she goes on in the article to say:
“Some of the simplest things in life make me happy, and I want to end up with someone who truly loves and respects me for who I am.”

TRANSLATION: “ I want a man to respect me because I really don’t respect myself at all. How could I – effiing all these married men with kids and colluding with them in their living a secret life. So if I found a man who respects me, it will make me respect myself a little more and give me some legitimacy so I don’t have to feel like the whore I know I really am.’

THOSE GENEROUS MEN WHO’S” NEEDS” AND “WANTS” I READ

Then Ms. Uchitel continues on in the article and says the following:

“I have amazing friends and acquaintances that have been so generous to me, both personally and professionally, and they’re part of who and where I am at this stage in my life. I’m lucky to get paid to just be who I am, and am so grateful to be surrounded by the people I know and love that I have met through work. “

TRANSLATION: I have these amazing people in my life some of whom I hook up with who hook up with me again and again. I call those people my ‘friends.” The ones who only eff me once I call “acquaintances.” Either way whether they are friends or acquaintances, they are still generous and pay me very well for effing them whether I call them a “friend” or I am just dealing with them professionally as a one night stand where they “hit and run.”

I am so lucky that these guys whom I met while I was working guarding the VIP rope at the club pay me “just to be who I am”- a whore who they saw standing in front of the velvet rope in the VIP section whom they wanted to eff because I read their needs and rubbed their thighs as I said hello and asked them if there was anything they “wanted” or “needed.”

THE REAL TRUTH AND WHAT MAKES MS. UCHITEL TICK- LOOKING FOR A HUGE SUCKER TO BUY HER A CLUB OF HER OWN

When we see the final quote by Mistress Uchitel we see what she is all about as she openly reveals her intentions:

“My grandparents owned and operated El Morocco supper club in the 1960s; famous people from President John F. Kennedy to Cary Grant frequented the place on a regular basis. I’ve held on to my family’s memorabilia, and my dream is to re-create, own, and operate a modern-day El Morocco. Where am I a year from now? Standing over design renderings of my new club with a fabulous investor, still yet to be found.”

TRANSLATION: “Look, my granny and grampy used to have a hot club back in the day and all the hotties of the day all went there. I want do the same thing only I don’t want to work as hard as they did and build it up from scratch. I want an already made famous club. I know it will be a success because I know how to read my customers needs and wants and take customer service to the next level. All I need is some poor shmuck who is famous with a big name to bring customers in. I can to the rest and keep them in, but I need that “fabulous investor” do to the hard part of the equation for me- put up the dough and bring in the names.

TIGER “THE DUMB SHMUCK” INVESTOR- DOESN’T GET THAT HE WAS BEING USED AND LOST HIS WIFE AND BABIES FOR THIS OPPORTUNITSTIC HO!

Well Tiger, your daddy is rolling over in his grave right now! He would freak out if he saw that he raised a dumb shmuck of a son. While you may be a genius on the golf course, you are the stupidest man alive in my book.

THE HO WAS PLAYING YOU TIGER! WAKE UP!

This ho was playing you! All she was looking for was a “fabulous investor’ to give her some money to get her a club and to use his famous name to suck in the clientele. That’s it! If you weren’t Tiger Woods with money she wouldn’t give you the time of day.

THE OLDEST GAME IN THE BOOK- MAKING YOU WORK FOR IT!

Obviously Rachel saw how dumb you were in that you fell for her bullshit. She even told people that she allegedly had an affair with you for two months and that was “intense” and a “real relationship.” She also told people you pursued her for 4 months prior to the time you first effed her. She claimed you were very “possessive” and “jealous.”

She was playing you cabron! She was making you work for it! She wasn’t gonna give it up so quickly! She knew that you are competitior and competitors need a challenge. So the ho offered herself up as a challenge. In your simple mind,you won the challenge so you appreciated it more and thought it was more valuable.
But here’s the reality check.

Here’s the TRANSLATION:
YOU IDIOT! YOU JUST LOST HALF YOUR BILLIONS AND YOU LOST A BEAUTIFUL FAMILY WITH KIDS. YOUR INFANT AND TODDLER WILL NEVER BOND WITH YOU THEY WAY THEY WOULD HAVE IF YOU WERE A DAILY PART OF THEIR LIVES. YOU HAVE DESTROYED SO MANY LIVES! YOU EMBARASSED THE MEMORY OF YOUR LATE FATHER, YOU EMBARASSED YOUR MOTHER. YOU RUINED ELINS LIFE, SAM’S LIFE, CHARLIE’S LIFE, ELIN’S PARENT;S LIVES, AND THE LIVES OF EVERY SINGLE FAN YOU HAD WHO ONCE RESPECTED YOU.

WHY DID YOU DO THIS? BECAUSE YOU COULD! WE’LL HERE’S A REALITY CHECK- YOU CAN’T, YOU CAN’T LEAVE DEAD EMOTIONAL BODIES ALONG THE SIDE OF THE ROAD AND WALK AWAY FROM IT ALL!

PRAY FOR A MIRACLE:
I pray that you see the light and that you don’t end up with this TOXIC skank! If you end up with her YOU CAN KISS IT ALL GOODBY CAREERWISE! I pray that you somehow reconcile with Elin but I know that it is wishful thinking on my part. But being the realist I am, I know that is never going to happen. If it was one woman you cheated with perhaps she could forgive it – maybe even two. But when it’s 10 and the numbers are rising I agree that Elin should leave you which shea already had done.

PRAY ELIN DOESN’T GET AND STD OR AIDS FROM TIGER!

There are also reports from you other whores that you didn’t use protection- TRANSLATION: You didn’t wear a condom. Now I know you are stupider than I even thought possible. You need some help in a big way! You need to work on your entitlement issues.

You can NOT have everything you want. Wrong things never turn out right and what you did was wrong! You better pray that you didn’t give that beautiful wife of yours and SDT or worse- AIDS because of your stupidity!

You have to be on drugs to have such poor judgment. if you are, please go into rehab and get sorted out. And when you do there are a lot of people to whom you have to make ammends.

If I were you I would crawl back to Elin on my hands and knees and het into counseling and keep and be faithful to Elin for the rest of your life so you can take care of the most blessed gift you have been given- those two beautiful babies! http://www.drlillianglass.com

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One thought on “What Tiger Wood’s Mistress #1- Rachel Uchitel’s Body Language and Physical Transformation Really Says About Her

  1. Dr. Lillian Glass — yet another insightful and fascinating article! This one left me saying “Yes — that’s so true!” right to the computer screen.

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