Stop trying to spin the press because the public can see right through it. Know that they are not stupid! Be open and honest and tell it like it is. Never do what you did last on the Today Show when you spoke about your expelled children.
You will be more respected if you come clean whether it is about your relationship with your “bodyguard” to your troubled kids. Also stop blaming Jon for your troubles and stop trashing him on TV because it only hurts the kids and will come back to haunt then in the future.
You mentioned that the children who are being home schooled are now seeing a therapist for their behavioral issues. It may be in your best interest for the New Year to follow suit and also seek a therapist to help you deal with all of the inner anger that you leak out whenever you are on television.
Be grateful for what you have and give back. Instead of giving the kids used toys and clothing to a consignment shop so you can earn more money, give it to an orphanage or to a place where children who have nothing- who are homeless or abused can benefit.
2. Rachel Uchitel
Stay out of the media. No one cares that you are a love addict (which by the way, we all are). No one cares that you are becoming a private investigator and can now use your “ sneaking around skills” you used when you cheated with married men in a more acceptable way as a private investigator. Hiring a private investigator is hiring a person one can trust. Do you actually think anyone can fully trust a woman who cheated and snuck around with several high profile married men ?
And Rachel if someone calls you a whore or a hooker stop threatening to sue them because you would have a hard time defending your position in a court of law, especially after so many perceive you as shaking down Tiger Woods for millions of dollars in exchange for your silence about your sex life with him. Some would consider that a rather whorey or hookery thing to do. So lay low and enjoy your Allred induced millions that Tiger once earned for his golfing abilities.
3. Michael Lohan
Go to acting classes to get a legitimate theatrical education. Then try out for local theatre to get your acting chops. Get some guest shots on a TV series to further hone in your acting skills or even a gig on a soap for a while. With all your business enterprising skills, begin raising money for a film project showcasing yourself. Maybe then you won’t have to ride on the coat tails of Lindsay and you can have your very own legitimate acting career.
Maybe then you can stop showing up in the press and embarrassing yourself and everyone else you have secretly tape recorded to blackmail them. Stop being Lindsay’s mouth piece so you can show up in the press.
And stop trashing your enabling ex wife Dina. We all get it! We get that she is a large part of Lindsay’s problems. For the new year be a part of Lindsay’s solutions and not her problems. That means stay out of the press unless it involves you and your acting career, not hers.
4. Nadya Suleman- “Octomom”
Stop showing up in the press to beg for money or to garner sympathy whenever you can’t pay your rent. It is your responsibility, so you will have to manage it.
Since you don’t want to do a reality show or any nudity figure out a way to raise money to properly house you kids. Maybe you really do want to do nudity. After all why would you show up in so many photo ops with your breasts half exposed as we see int he photo above. Why not get paid for photos like you already do for free? Maybe for the new year you may want to reconsider Mr. Vivid’s offers.
You need to do whatever it takes to make sure those kids are well cared for in every way no matter what sacrifices you have to make along the way. Come up with a plan or a series of plans and follow through with them.
5. Mel Gibson
Spend a month with Rabbi Marvin Hier at the Museum of Tolerance. He will cure your anti-Semitism and educate you about the Holocaust so you won’t continue to show your ignorance about the topic . You should also go on a field trip with him and with actual Holocaust survivors to Auschwitz so you can see and hear first hand the atrocities of hate and how innocent people suffered for nothing other than what you have spewed for- hatred towards them.
Next you should spend another month living in the inner city so you see that Black people are people and not animals as you have referred to them in calling them “packs of n word” You can see firsthand how the kids desperately need after school centers and sports programs and cultural programs. Perhaps with all you money you can fund programs for them in every inner city in the US. You need to spend another month with Rev. Jesse Jackson who is one of the pioneers in the Equal Rights Movement. He will educate you about what it took throughout history for Blacks to be where they are today. He will share personal painful moments with you and tragic moments in history where hatred like yours caused what happened to innocent young Black man Emmit Till. He will show you before and after photos of this innocent young man who was pummeled beyond recognition by those who spoke the same hateful words as you about Blacks.
Then you need to spend some time in every Latino community in the US so you can see how wonderful dedicated hardworking Latinos earn money, often working several jobs so they can feed and clothe their families.
And then you need to read my book Toxic Men- 10 Ways to Identify, Deal With, and Heal From Men Who Make Your Life Miserable . Read it from cover to cover.
Spend the rest of the year visiting Abuse Shelters and hearing stories from the mouths of the women who have been tortured and brutalized. Perhaps then will you have more respect for women as you can now put more of your money into Abuse Shelters in every city in this country. This is my wish for you Mel so that your daughter Lucia can be spared the hatred and ugly prejudice that comes from you and so that your ugliness will not be passed down to her.
6. To MTV re Teen Moms-
MTV Stop showcasing and making these troubled girls into celebrities and putting them on the covers of magazines to pop your ratings. It gives the wrong message- get pregnant as a teen, get on an MTV reality show , be on the magazine covers and be a star.
You may have had the right idea to show teens the problems of teen pregnancy but your show will have either no impact or the opposite effect. \
And by the way, when you saw the teen mom Amber beating on her baby daddy and the child Leah was allegedly in the house, why did you not intervene? So what if it made good TV. It ended up destroying several people’s lives.
My wish for you in the new year is to take this show of the air and show great teens doing great things with their lives which will inspire other teens. And please be more responsible!
7. George and Cindy Anthony- Casey Anthony’s Parents
I hope that truth and justice prevails as Casey gets a fair trial so that we can finally put this tragic case to rest.
And no matter what the outcome I hope that her Toxic Parents, Cindy and George stay out of the limelight and not try to make money and profit over the death of their granddaughter or their daughter.
Cindy needs to go back to nursing and George can be a security officer or become a salesman. He has had a lot of practice trying to sell us a bill of goods about Casey.
The two of them need to be responsible and pay their mortgage and focus on their son Lee and dote on his offspring.
8. Lindsay Lohan
I pray that you work your program and stay off drugs and alcohol. I also hope that you get a great therapist to work out your mom and dad issues and that you get a new manager not a momanager who wants to share the limelight with you and who does not appear to have your best interests at heart. If she did have your best interests at heart, she would not have enabled you and lied about you on television interviews all these years.
While you were a cute child actress and had talent, the jury is still out as to how you will do as an adult actress and how you will be received at the box office. You have wasted lot a lot of time and momentum when it comes to your acting career, so you have a lot of catching up to do.
Unfortunately the window for female actors is short, unlike it is for male actors like Robert Downey who was in a similiar situation as yourself years ago.
You spent a great deal of that window not acting and gaining a fan base who would have been impressed with your acting abilities and who would have rushed to theatres to see your next film. So I suggest you study with an acting coach to hone your skills so when you do make a comeback you will have a better chance of succeeding for the short time your career will last.
My Favorite Performers
9. To Armie Hammer ( who played the Winkelvoss Twins in Social Network ) Matt Damon, Josh Duhmel. Paul Rudd, Vince Vaughn, Jason Siegel, Leonard DiCaprio, Reese Witherspoon, Richard Dean Morgan, Mark Walhberg, Eric Dane, Catherine Heigel, Brad Pitt,and Angelina Jolie
Since you all my most favorite performers and since I love watching you so much, keep making lots of movies in 2011.
Keep growing and evolving as you have been doing. Also keep referring to my book which you read Toxic Men . By your choosing the right guy in your life, who will treat you with the love and respect you deserve, you will inspire millions of other young ladies who are your devoted fans to do the same.